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Apparently We Need Branding Magnetic Tough Phone Case

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Apparently We Need Branding Magnetic Tough Phone Case

Dimensions
Choose your exact iPhone or Samsung Galaxy model from the selector; the cases are model-specific. The embedded magnet supports MagSafe-compatible accessories. Compatibility with non-Apple brand chargers is not guaranteed. Phone and accessories are not included.
Materials
A 100% polycarbonate outer shell, black cushioned TPU lining and an embedded magnet. Dual-layer construction, with a glossy finish. The metal look is printed artwork; the shell is polycarbonate. Slight lining color or texture variations are possible. Blank product sourced from China. For adults.
Care
A soft, damp cotton or microfiber cloth is the entire cleaning department. Avoid chemicals.
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Management has requested branding.

Everyone is handling this extremely well.

Apparently there comes a point where making products people actually like is no longer enough. One of them must also sit quietly and remind everyone which company caused all of this.

So here it is.

Apparently We Need Branding is a glossy magnetic tough case for selected iPhone and Samsung Galaxy models with the Zero Foundry name on it, just like management asked. Choose your exact phone model from the options before adding it to your cart. The case is actually useful, which has made resisting the assignment much less satisfying.

It offers dual-layer protection and an embedded magnet for MagSafe-compatible accessories. Corporate alignment has become unexpectedly literal. Compatibility with non-Apple brand chargers is not guaranteed.

A surprisingly competent piece of mandatory branding.

Zero Foundry on the outside. Organizational harmony has been restored.

MANAGEMENT NOTE
“Guys, rein it in. We should probably have something with the company name on it.” 

Apparently We Need Branding Magnetic Tough Phone Case

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