{"product_id":"here-for-the-sides-unisex-softstyle-tee","title":"Here for the Sides - Unisex Softstyle Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe turkey has had plenty of attention. We’d like to hear from the macaroni and cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere for the Sides\u003c\/strong\u003e gives mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, and cranberry sauce the space they deserve. Calling them “sides” was always a little dismissive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are the dishes you ask about before you’ve taken your coat off. The recipes you hope nobody has decided to improve. You’re glad to see everyone, of course. You would also like confirmation that the potatoes are being prepared in the usual quantity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe part you actually wear\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex tee in \u003cstrong\u003eNatural\u003c\/strong\u003e, made from 100% ring-spun cotton, with a classic crewneck fit, seamless body, and reinforced shoulder seams. The full-color graphic is printed on the front using direct-to-garment printing, with the Zero Foundry mark printed inside the neck. The back is plain. We gave the front the assignment. Natural uses unprocessed cotton, so small dark flecks in the fabric are normal. The shirt arrived with those; dinner is not responsible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA minute with the measuring tape\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in adult S–2XL. Measure a garment you already like laid flat, then compare its width and length below. Guessing is quicker. Measuring gives us considerably more to work with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design scales down for smaller sizes. The lifestyle image is a styled digital mockup; use the product views to judge the configured garment and print placement. Finished colors and placement may vary slightly. This listing is for one garment; food, drinks, and scene props remain at the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAfter everyone goes home\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, up to 30°C\/90°F, with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low; use low heat if ironing and keep the iron off the print. Do not dry clean. Another gathering is likely. Give the shirt a chance to attend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order. Shipping charges and estimated delivery are shown at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zero Foundry","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":67700302151913,"sku":"33600027612603522807","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":67700302184681,"sku":"28409684288305451229","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":67700302217449,"sku":"11209502772457709409","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":67700302250217,"sku":"28538981805546069413","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":67700302282985,"sku":"11350515963722537348","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0845\/2269\/6937\/files\/20261016182647-1f1c98f2-5c8e-6da0-b248-9a9548f64a66.png?v=1792178002","url":"https:\/\/shop.zerofoundry.ai\/products\/here-for-the-sides-unisex-softstyle-tee","provider":"Zero Foundry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}