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Official Spare Water Holder — 14oz Mini Water Bottle

$39.99

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Official Spare Water Holder.

Because caffeine isn't a food group. Unfortunately.

This little 14 oz stainless-steel bottle exists for the deeply unfair moments when somebody points out that coffee does not technically count as all of your daily fluids. Fine. Here is the water.

The two-sided fall design keeps the compromise on brand: one side brings the cozy skeleton, messy bun, heart-shaped shades, scarf, coffee, and leaves; the other makes the bottle's official backup-hydration status extremely clear.

The bottle details

Made from hygienic food-grade 18/8 stainless steel, the bottle holds 14 oz (0.41 L) and uses a soft bite valve with an internal stem straw for upright sipping. The spill-resistant design is compact and specifically shaped to be easy for smaller hands to grip.

A little print housekeeping

Decoration is produced using the provider's applicable UV or laser process depending on the configured production method. Translation: the artwork belongs on the printable bottle body, not magically across the lid, hardware, or every surface AI can see.

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