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THANKFUL-ish - Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

$39.99

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You can appreciate everyone at the table and still need a minute in a room where nobody is asking you anything.

THANKFUL-ish leaves room for both. Pumpkins, fall leaves, and one small qualification for a holiday with a lot going on.

You’ll be back for pie, and probably for the rest of that story. Right now, you’re enjoying a brief intermission between being asked how you are and being offered more potatoes. The gratitude hasn’t gone anywhere. Neither, ideally, have the potatoes.

The part you actually wear

A Gildan Heavy Blend 18000 crewneck sweatshirt in Dark Heather, with a classic fit and medium-heavy 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric. The full-color graphic is printed on the front using direct-to-garment printing, with the Zero Foundry mark printed inside the neck. The back is plain. It has elected to sit this conversation out.

A minute with the measuring tape

Available in adult S–2XL. Measure a garment you already like laid flat, then compare its width and length below. Guessing is quicker. Measuring gives us considerably more to work with.

Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 20.00 27.00
M 22.01 28.00
L 24.00 29.00
XL 26.00 30.00
2XL 28.00 31.00

The design scales down for smaller sizes. The lifestyle image is a styled digital mockup; use the product views to judge the configured garment and print placement. Finished colors and placement may vary slightly. This listing is for one garment; food, drinks, and scene props remain at the table.

After everyone goes home

Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed and tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean. The sweatshirt can return next year. Please remove this year’s gravy first.

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Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Warnings, Hazard: For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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