The Real Side Dish - Unisex Softstyle Tee
$24.99
Of course you came for dinner. You would just prefer to eat it somewhere with a clear view of the score.
The Real Side Dish serves a football and remote control alongside the meal. A fairly direct explanation of why that particular seat matters so much.
You can follow the conversation and the game. Mostly. If someone asks a question at a crucial moment, there may be a short delay while you establish which room you’re answering. You’re not leaving the gathering. You’ve just chosen the end with the television.
The part you actually wear
A Gildan Softstyle 64000 unisex tee in Sport Grey, made from 90% ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester, with a classic crewneck fit, seamless body, and reinforced shoulder seams. The full-color graphic is printed on the front using direct-to-garment printing, with the Zero Foundry mark printed inside the neck. The back is plain. We gave the front the assignment.
A minute with the measuring tape
Available in adult S–2XL. Measure a garment you already like laid flat, then compare its width and length below. Guessing is quicker. Measuring gives us considerably more to work with.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 |
The design scales down for smaller sizes. The lifestyle image is a styled digital mockup; use the product views to judge the configured garment and print placement. Finished colors and placement may vary slightly. This listing is for one garment; food, drinks, and scene props remain at the table.
After everyone goes home
Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F, with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low; use low heat if ironing and keep the iron off the print. Do not dry clean. Another gathering is likely. Give the shirt a chance to attend.
Made to order. Shipping charges and estimated delivery are shown at checkout.
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean